December 2011
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August 2011
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April 2011
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March 2011
6 posts
Vast, never ending array of paradoxes.: This... →
mimmblemimmble:
This matters to me much more than it probably should but I don’t care what you like, just go vote for Community on Hulu. Here: http://www.hulu.com/bestinshow/
What’s that? You like Chuck more? Chuck is for Chumps (at least for now). Be streets ahead and vote for Community (*plants Greendale…
YES.
I think it’s just the whole Hell motif in general that I just really feel like...
– Jake, about Nicholas Cage’s acting career, in Nefarious Quake Maroon. (via effyeahnefariousfauxpod)
I am so funny. Heh.
We are fanfiction hipsters.
– Jake in Nefarious Quake Maroon. (via effyeahnefariousfauxpod)
February 2011
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November 2010
6 posts
October 2010
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September 2010
6 posts
Miracle Sun.: Day 15 - a fanfic →
desperatefordaybreak:
I’ve never written a fan-fic, just to clear that up.
… SO HERE’S SOMEONE ELSE’S!!!!1 :D *Warning* This may be the most masterful piece of literature you’ll ever set your eyes upon. Brace yourself.
QUAKE URGENCY by Roger Rovensfeld Quake Marine appeared in a tech base. He looked around…
The most glorious of all literary masterpieces. *bows to Rovensfeld*
August 2010
3 posts
Russian Juggling.: R.I.P. James Stewart Graeme... →
Today I am going to talk about something that I don’t often discuss, something that in fact, very few people, even many of my best friends do not know the details of. I am going to discuss the death of my father.
20 years ago today, 6 months before my birth, my father died. He did not pass away….
My sister and brother were both hospitalized from suicide attempts, and I’m very...
July 2010
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June 2010
2 posts
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Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall...
– Lord of the Flies (via safarizone)
May 2010
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April 2010
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January 2010
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December 2009
4 posts
Nefarious Fauxpod
Shawna: Anna asks Jake if he deleted his facebook.
Jake: Oh, no. Um, that's actually impossible. You can only deactivate your facebook. Your facebook's kinda like a robot. You can never really kill it, you can only deactivate it.
Zach: That's one of the best metaphors I have ever heard or simile since you used like but still, best comparison ever.
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November 2009
3 posts
October 2009
2 posts
Chapter II - On board the SS Phalanx II
First Lieutenant Corosa set his whiskey cup down after taking a good hard drink and leaned back in his chair as he scratched his grayed stubbles. Just as he found a comfortable position, the blue light above his office door flashed and the piercing sound that he’d grown to hate began chirping through the Communication system. Then a voice spoke over the COM, “All officers on level 3,...